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Joke of the Day
"NSFW how much sperm does a gay guy have? A butt load"
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"If a faggot is a collection of sticks, what do you call a collection of faggots? One Direction."
"i wish i could grow a burrito in my backyard. what if blades of grass were mini burritos. i could make a bed out of mini burritos."
"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"
"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
"I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels. It's called ""no, child, 'Left Behind!'"""
"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."
"Church A very enthusiastic book club."
"My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item."
"What's longer than most relationships these days? This status."