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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's red and not there? A: No Tomatoes."
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"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"
"Based on the Scotland vote results... It looks like the UK didn't get off Scot-free."
"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"
"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."
"Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you."
"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."
"The euthanasia has decreased in China since 1980. Because of the introduction of the ""one-child policy."""
"*lays in bed* ""Did I leave the oven on? When's the last time I even baked anything? Like 6 months? I should probably still check to be sure"""
"Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles? *hands you a cat*"