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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's red and not there? A: No Tomatoes."

"""I have another terrible idea for a movie!"" - Tyler Perry, every morning."

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."

"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"What do you call a masculine Arab? Protein Sheikh"

"My wife...she says I can be a jerk some times I think it's nice of her to give me permission like that."

"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."

"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."

"I am running out of people I actually like."