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Joke of the Day
"What is a clowns fart made of? Laughing gas."
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"Why ninja's are a pornographers nightmare You never see them coming!"
"*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* ""uhh grandpa who's that?"" ""my hip replacement"""
"My boobs float because they're above C level."
"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"
"What did the rock say to the other rock? Im hard"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Not because 7-8-9."
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes replies, ""I think not,"" and promptly disappears."
"Startup idea: Toilet Paper App. Wipe your ass with your actual phone. Reusable."