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Joke of the Day

"What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither of them are musicians."

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""

"I got in touch with my inner self once... Never buying single ply toilet paper again."

"Please stop looking so hot, I'm trying to stop liking you."

"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body."

"Pretty typical that a female Asian drove Reddit into a ditch, and now a white man has to dig it out."

"How is a woman like a bar? Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )"

"My friend said he was worried he's losing his hair I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head"

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"