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Joke of the Day
"Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeno business."
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"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."
"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"
"I walked in on my best friend Larry banging my wife. I said ""Larry, I gotta', but you?"""
"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"
"Sometimes, I drive by the schoolyard and scream ""STOP WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME!"" to white kids playing basketball."
"Why is kim jong un such an asshole? he's mentally il."
"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"
"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"
"What do skeletons like to put on their meat? Grave-y."