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Joke of the Day
"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."
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"Whats the biggest cause of child molestation Sexy kids."
"What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend? ""Umami!"""
"What's Mario's favorite type of pants? *DenimDenimDenim*"
"If you ever feel silly for being on Twitter just remember there are people on national television asking ""ghosts"" questions."
"""Expires 4/2013""??? What a boring-ass Snapple Fact"
"I hate meeting girls dads That's why I date black women."
"What do you call a blind German? A Not See"
"The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass."
"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."