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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between minesweeper and my ex-wife? I've never beaten minesweeper"

"I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8"

"My friend asked me if I had a blast on my birthday. I told him I had such a blast, ISIS would have been proud!"

"Don't study me,,,,you wont graduate!!"

"My son laughed at a ceiling fan for 45 minutes in case any studio execs are wondering how to reach his demographic."

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"*Tim Burton slams hands on table* WTF DO U MEAN THERE ARE OTHER ACTORS BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP & MY WIFE *turns to Depp* HOW LONG HAVE U KNOWN"

"Im trying the new Vodka diet... Lose 3 days every week"

"Our new IT guy moved here from Australia... He comes from a LAN down under."

"I don't know if this american election is an actually presidential election or an iq test These damn american's are sure failing the IQ test"