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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between minesweeper and my ex-wife? I've never beaten minesweeper"
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"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."
"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"
"How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"
"In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn't have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is."
"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof"
"What do both Hitler and Trump say to people they hate? YOU'RE FIRED!"
"There's nothing in SkyMall that I don't want to buy."
"How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they prefer to live in the dark."