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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't be mad. And the Lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"

"Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl He: ""Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"" She: ""You know how to clone people?"" He: ""People?! God no! Just pubes."""

"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"

"Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals."

"Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? He was rushin'"

"Why are drug addicts bad at billiards? Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball"

"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."

"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"

"Two mexicans are playing Call Of Duty... It was A Juan v. Juan match."