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Joke of the Day
"Potassium would be the worst element to chat with He (or she) would always reply with ""K""."
Next Joke
"I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang. I'm going to close up shop emotionally for the day"
"I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count."
"I have a split personality No he doesn't"
"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."
"""Let's make sure there's 3 miles of handicap parking."" -Walmart"
"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."
"kid, we've been tracking your performance on the self checkout... you're the best we've ever seen. we'd like you to become our head cashier"
"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"
"What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable."