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Joke of the Day

"What do tornadoes and blondes have in common? When they show up there's a lot of sucking and blowing, but when they're gone, your house and car are gone too."

"The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth."

"Jesus after the Last Supper goes through the bills. ""Guys, seriously, what the fuck, who ordered wine?"""

"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"

"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"

"I love my kids but sometimes I wish the school bus would pick them up at 4:30 p.m. on Sunday."

"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"

"Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make "

"I made fun of my friend for getting off to humiliation porn. He came."

"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."