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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"
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"My first time having sex... ...was fucking shit."
"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"
"Who let the dogs out? Sansa Stark"
"Press 1 for English Press 2 For Spanish Press 1 or 2 for Indian"
"The Sorting Hat seems like bad hygienic practice."
"What is Jesus's least favorite gun? A nail gun."
"Keyboard Humor. Finds a ESC key from a keyboard on the floor, make the shity pun; ""the Esc key escaped."""
"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."
"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."