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Joke of the Day
"How does a spider know if he just had sex with an actual female? She eats him alive afterward."
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"Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks? Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating."
"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."
"What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail? You died of dysentery. Sorry."
"What do you call a greedy roman god? Jewpiter."
"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."
"I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar"
"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."
"Want to hear a clean joke? A boy takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the name of the girl next door. (Told by my pastor)"
"What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe? Steal a chicken"