48027

Joke of the Day

"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."

"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."

"Two cows are standing in a barn. Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."

"Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned"

"Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly? They want to finish before it's cool."

"Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part."

"Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching."

"I apologize for those affected, but at the same time I couldn't resist. I may have sinned. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims; 110 stories in less than 10 seconds."

"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded."