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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A luna-tick."

"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."

"I just told my dog to ""say hi"" to another dog. And yes, I realize that's crazy; this chihuahua obviously only speaks Spanish."

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."

"Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan."

"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the first one that had a dream got shot."

"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"

"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"

"I don't trust insomniac philosophers... They're up to know good."