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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about Ebola? ...well you're probably not going to get it."
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"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."
"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"
"Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might thinks it's 'Arrrr"" but his first love be the 'C'"
"Taught my grandmother that ""Jabroni"" means ""fine young man"" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting."
"[driver on opposite side of the road puts head lights on] moth driving: omg moth wife: Harold no we have a baby moth baby: FLOOR IT DAD"
"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"
"Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape."
"Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he got his gas bill."