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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher? Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive."

"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"

"4 different views of a tunnel PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."

"*posts a link from buzzfeed to facebook* omg this. it's all so true. number 8 I can't XD"

"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."

"You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency. There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard."

"You say you can quit drinking whenever you want... ...but I bet you can't go more than two or three days without water."