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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never have sex in an Olive Garden? Because when you're there, you're family."
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"I read a story about a kid that ate 4 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting... It said that he later had a massive vowel movement. Maybe a dirty joke."
"Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows."
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