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Joke of the Day
"What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already."
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"Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !"
"I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists... those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work."
"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."
"What's brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"dentist was flossing my teeth & said ""they're very tight"" & I said ""yeah they're homies"" & he laughed so loud that it made me uncomfortable"
"What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? Relative humidity"
"What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it."
"The man who discovered copper died penniless."
"Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic"