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Joke of the Day
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan"" - Drugs"
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"I can't believe I lost my candidacy for mayor of my hometown I kissed so many hands and shook so many babies."
"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"
"What beer does Sean Connery drink? Grols"
"Her: You should drink in moderation Me: Moderation?You makin words up? H: You're gonna piss on my lawn again aren't you? M: ...In moderation"
"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."
"Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs."
"Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?"
"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."
"Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom..."