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Joke of the Day
"Sandeep the indian wifebeater punches his wife at 7pm every night On the dot"
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"""Hermit crab"" describes me twice."
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"Coffee so strong, it still works even though you've disabled java."
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"[Rock Paper Scissors Best of 7 Championship] *down 3 games to 0 against Edward Scissorhands* MY COACH: Stop choosing paper!"
"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."
"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"
"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."
"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."