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Joke of the Day

"Bear boss: I need to see you two in my office right away. *I see my coworker is nervous* Me: Relax, how bad can it be. Salmon: Shut. Up."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""

"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"

"Used to be that multiple communication devices meant you're a drug dealer, now I'm not sure which of these toddlers to buy from at the park."

"I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have."

"Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...? Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives."

"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

"How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. A man, his wife, and his cousin"

"""Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."""