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Joke of the Day

"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."

"After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time. It's emit."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero."

"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."

"Why do most movie sequels stink? Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2."

"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"

"My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise."

"Why should jokes always be sent over TCP? Because you're assured that the recipient will get it. (Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)"