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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a communist video streaming service? Niet-flix."
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"I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of ""Go ask your mother."""
"What do you call a drunk elf? Legless"
"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."
"Why Are Demons So Fat? Because they hate exorcising."
"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."
"5 year old son: I want to be a boxer. Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer. 5: Yes, that is what everybody will think."
"What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was? George Lucas."
"Alcoholism doesn't run in my family. It walks. You spill less beer that way."