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Joke of the Day

"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."

"What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"

"What do you say to a fig on ice? Fig u're skating"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"

"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"

"When's the best time of day to start a diet? 4:00 For:Klock"

"What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea? I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face."

"Mexican wedding Why do they keep a bag of shit in the corner at Mexican wedding To keep the flies off the bride."

"Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock? Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized. (Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)"

"What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet."