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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between pink and purple? About forty years."
Next Joke
"My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !"
"The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along."
"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"
"My sense of humor is kind of like third world countries at night... dark."
"What do you call a cat who steals someone's identity? An impawster."
"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""
"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"
"The only ""B"" word women should be called is... is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"