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Joke of the Day
"I decided to cancel my gym membership today... ...just didn't work out."
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"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."
"If you punched a random Brit today... There would be a 52% chance they deserved it."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something after it's triggered."
"If by ""chivalry is dead"" you mean ""I put my coat in a puddle for my wife so she's making me do laundry for a week"" then yes chivalry is dead"
"I have so much pubic hair I can start a cattle ranch"
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
"I can't imagine the enormous pressure on fat black women to be sassy all the time."
"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."