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Joke of the Day

"Hey can you pick up summa of the way home? Me: Hey, on your way hone can you pick up summa? Wife: Summa what? Me: Summa DEEZ NUTS"

"How does the queen bee get around the hive? She's throne."

"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."

"My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty during sex, but I feel weird swearing at a 12 year old."

"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio."

"Want to hear a joke about toilet paper? Nevermind... it's tearable."

"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"

"What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!"