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Joke of the Day
"I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome. Any takers? Edit: This is a dumb joke..."
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"What is the difference between a small vagina and a douchey midget? One is a runty cunt and the other is a cunty runt."
"A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did."
"My husband got a new router and the wifi has been off for 5 whole minutes guess I'll go churn butter or something."
"Waitresses/waiters of reddit... When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?"
"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""
"How do you answer the question ""What's new?"" without sighing really loudly first?"
"What do we want now!? When do we want 'em? Time machines!"
"What's a junkie's favorite videogame? Need for Speed."
"Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!"