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Joke of the Day

"I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome. Any takers? Edit: This is a dumb joke..."

"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"

"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it"

"ANIMAL CONTROL: what the hell were you thinking ME: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches"

"I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown. :D"

"Joke A dyslexic man walked into a bra."

"If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!"

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless just like this post"

"Do you want to hear a joke about steak? Never mind, I'll tell you later. But it's very well done."