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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? With a terrorist you can negotiate"

"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."

"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""

"Daughter: why does that guy with the whistle keep interrupting the football game? Me: because mommy isn't there to do it."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"[Doctor office] -How are you feeling? -Not good. -Any side effects from the medication? *cries tears of fire* -Now that you mention it..."

"Why did 2pac go to the gym? So he could become 8pac. To clarify, my 11 year old niece told me this. Thought this sub needed to lighten up a bit."

"I rang the wife last night after work to say I'd pick up fish and chips on the way home. I was met with a stoney silence. Something tells me that she's beginning to regret letting me name the twins."

"Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy? ""TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!"""

"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""