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Joke of the Day
"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""
Next Joke
"Ask me if I'm a fire truck."
"I found out my girlfriend is really into buoyancy. I said ""Whatever floats your boat."""
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two."
"MOM: putting him in sports was a bad idea DAD: yup ME (in right field wearing my cup on my face): hey coach look at me I'm Bane lol"
"I accidentally called out my mums name during sex and my sister hasn't talked to me since."
"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird."
"How are women and hurricanes alike? The both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"