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Joke of the Day
"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""
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"Fuck you, Mike's. It's not ""Lemonade for Grownups,"" it's Beer for Babies."
"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."
"Leaving someone a voice mail is the new Myspace message."
"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"
"Why'd the chicken cross the road Wtf Idk"
"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."
"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"
"What's the difference between a boomerang and my father? the boomerang came back ='("