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Joke of the Day
"Why did Ronald McDonald divorce his wife? He found out she's now selling her McMuffin all day"
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"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? Well, the pickpocket snatches watches,"
"My wife said ""You only love me because my father left me a million pounds."" ""That's not true, I'd still love you whoever left it to you"""
"What's 1+1? 2"
"I like my men how I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement."
"Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers"
"Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche? He was going through a midlife ISIS :("
"[Gets a Netflix notification on phone] FRIEND: Is that your ex? ME: [Lying] No."
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis."
"""Thanks for the clarification."" ~ Melted butter"