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Joke of the Day
"Why did Ronald McDonald divorce his wife? He found out she's now selling her McMuffin all day"
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"I like my women like I like the sun... Not exploding."
"Tell her you already got her gift, & ask her to try & guess. Then go buy something she guessed. Shopping made easy."
"You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam. If they let you, they're an idiot."
"My car is supposed to have self-inflating tires. I don't believe it though. I think they just talk a big game."
"The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve the super intense face I make while staring at it."
"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"
"I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism."
"Peanut Butter Joke Do you pee nut butter?"
"General surgeon's warning: Because you can't, you won't and you don't stop.!"