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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth."

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South? Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!"

"Premiering 2017. They never saw him coming. Sean Penn is The Retard Pope"

"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"

"Dog: [Barks at the mailman] Human: Bad dog. Dog: [Turns to the camera] My human hates bills, yet gets mad when I try to scare the guy off."

"Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A: My pop is bigger than your pop."

"I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself... turns out its actually quite tasty."

"You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime... & picks it up."

"What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler."

"My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to go say hi but there's just so much history between us."