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Joke of the Day
"You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime... & picks it up."
Next Joke
"Hey I got your text but then I died, I'll probably like resurrect when we accidentally run into each other though"
"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."
"I found Zoloft delays my orgasm Ey, Jack, you late."
"Why don't rabbits make any noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls"
"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."
"ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don't even have to get up to ignore your call."
"thesaurus had the greatest vocabulary of all the dinosaurs"
"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."
"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"