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Joke of the Day
"My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail."
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"Me: You a good personal trainer? Him: You bet your emotionally distant dad I am. Me: [through tears] Wow, that's personal. You're hired."
"The Holocaust was real... How dare you deny The Holocaust?! My grandfather died in Auschwitz man Yeah, tragic... he fell out of the guard tower."
"[nerdy] A new shoe slogan ""Be happy, and you will buy Converse!"""
"When a man talks dirty to a woman... The man is charged for sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, He's also charged $3.95 per minute."
"What did Elon Musk get after his talk on colonizing Mars? Shit questions."
"I call her Magnet... She's attractive from the back, but repulsive from the front."
"Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently."
"what did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots?"
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."