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Joke of the Day
"My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail."
Next Joke
"Joey: WHOA Blossom: So you like that? Joey: WHOA Blossom: Are you saying stop? Joey: WHOA Blossom: OK This is the worst safeword ever"
"Hey something came in the mail today... What? Deez Nutz! Haha Got Em!"
"What does a pregnant teenager and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my Mom's gonna kill me."""
"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."
"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"
"""I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?"" ... *knocks on stall wall* ""Hello? Can u hear me?"" ... ""I like your shoes...Hello?"" .."
"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"
"My dog can eat more condoms than your honor student."
"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."