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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."

"[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar."

"How many ears does Daniel Boone have? He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier."

"Why are pirates called pirates? Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

"WIFE:Did you get the spaghetti? ME:Better. WIFE:Better? ME:Look at this crazy, wild spaghetti I found outside! *hands just full of snakes*"

"What did the bird say after its cage fell apart? Cheap cheap!"

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."

"My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire."

"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."

"""I just got engaged!"" -- Starship Enterprise"