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Joke of the Day

"I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people.. ..but none of them work. :3"

"What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed? An under cover cop."

"How do you get people to pirate an album? Release it on TIDAL"

"Girl: How long is your dick? Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler"

"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"

"If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends."

"Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own."

"Friend: Did Eric survive the bear attack? Me: 'BEAR'-ly! F: HA! Any injuries? Me: {nervously} Ooooohhhhh BAD JOKE... He's definitely dead..."

"Why do meth-heads do it doggystyle? So they can both look out the window."

"A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan."