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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never buy Russian jeans? Chernobyl fallout"

"Women: When it comes to doggie style...men are behind you 100%"

"* thinks of a tweet before falling asleep * decided to remember a ""key word* so I can remember it * wakes up * forgot key word"

"Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents."

"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."

"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"

"What do you get from an overly pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"

"LPT. Before making any promises to a girl, masturbate twice. It may change your opinion."

"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."