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Joke of the Day
"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."
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"""I'm calling you because you're easy."" ""You're not even very good."" ""You're just the best I can do this late."" Dominos: ""Your order, Sir?"""
"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!"
"Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise."
"Me: Things are going well. *knocks on wood* 5-year-old: Who's there? Me: It's not a knock knock joke. 5: It's not a knock knock joke who?"
"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."
"[puts cone of shame on dog] ME: (to dog) sory buddy DOG: (to all other dogs in neighborhod) BOW DOWN TO LORD FLOFFYTON HEARER OF ALL BARKS"
"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"
"What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route? R2 Detour."
"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."