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Joke of the Day
"My nephew didn't cry when Mufasa died so I stopped the movie. What is wrong with kids of today?"
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"If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you!"
"What is the worst icebreaker? The Titanic"
"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."
"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"
"I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!"
"[puts puppy in microwave] [googles instructions for making hotdogs] [quickly releases puppy from microwave]"
"I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag."
"The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident."