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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !"
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish and he'll throw it out and go to McDonald's. Teach a man to fish, and nope, still McDonald's."
"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."
"Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people."
"Those Jihad magicians really need to learn new tricks... I'm tired of watching reporters get sawn in half."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in."
"If you are single don't worry. Someone will come around shortly to totally fcuk that up."
"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."
"Do you know how to tell if a bee is Africanized? It's all in the lips."