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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing worse than a third Bush as president? A first Trump as president."
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"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"I hate when I sit on the toilet and my legs fall asleep ..because then they can't sleep when I go to bed"
"Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers? Because they're always looking for drains."
"TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway. Whoops, wrong sub."
"We took the animals for a walk and saw a sign: 'Dogging area, please control your animal and pick up their faces...'"
"How come men don't watch women's ice hockey? No man can handle that many periods."
"Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend. I have to say... It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7."
"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."
"My best toys run on batteries"