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Joke of the Day

"It's like these fools at the gym have never seen a girl with roller skates on the treadmill before."

"Diet diary, day 3 I am so proud of myself, I refused to eat the birthday cake. But the cup cakes were amazing."

"Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*"

"Why did the computer say hello? Because it was a Dell."

"What do you call a black person with a PHD? A Doctor you racist!"

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"I once had sex with a frog... it was ribbiting!"

"*overeats sugar* *gets diabetes* *gets limbs amputated* *can finally smile authentically in pics now that not worried what to do with hands*"

"Stranger: nice to meet you Me: give it time"

"""Hot damn!"" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess."