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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself? A dino-sore"
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"I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming."
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it"
"402 year old woman pulled out of Nepal earthquake rubble survives for 100 years without food or water Fucking one upping bullshit headlines."
"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"
"At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... is the Bar Tender here?"
"What do a call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."
"The Tsunami in Japan Everybody knows that the reason for the tsunami in Japan was because Magikarp was using splash all the time."
"I'm not going to masturbate for the rest of the year Three more hours to go."