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Joke of the Day

"I'm not going to masturbate for the rest of the year Three more hours to go."

"What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? Mourning wood"

"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."

"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both love a tight seal!"

"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."

"FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer does wonders for my enemies' shirts!"

"I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in."

"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"