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Joke of the Day
"I'm not going to masturbate for the rest of the year Three more hours to go."
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"We all know how women can fake orgasms, but do you know how a man does? He moans, shakes, and spits on your back."
"cops should have two guns to get rid of crime faster . cops should be dual wielding by 2016"
"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"
"I've never been carded at a Forever 21."
"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"Want to know the secret for making 1 million dollars? Start investing with 10 million dollars"
"What's the difference between Jews and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney."
"Him: Whatcha thinkin about? Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby."
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."