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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad."
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"""You should only have to tell them once"" - People with no children"
"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."
"Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident? She got cut off by a dick."
"How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."
"Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says ""Previously on wasted potential..."""
"I like the NSA They're the only government agency that listens"
"Did you hear about the terrorist suicide bombers rave party? I heard they had a blast."
"when you write a word and it looks wrong but it's right and you just sit there and contemplate life"
"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."