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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck? It contained a borscht ton."
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"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."
"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"
"Army Jokes by Major Laugh"
"A guy was stealing Morton and Everstart. He punched the owner when confronted... He was charged with assault and battery."
"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume* ""HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*"
"What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter? Virgin Mobile."
"You know why the Germans lost WWII? Because storm troopers always miss."
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm about to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"
"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"