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Joke of the Day

"I love this time of the year... when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7"

"Yesterday I saw an ad that said ""radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down"""

"My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada But I was having nunavut."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"

"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."

"I went to my highschool football coach's funeral.... When I got to the casket, I whispered, ""You walk it off asshole!"""

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."

"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."

"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"

"What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."