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Joke of the Day
"Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions."
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"Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat? Indice"
"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."
"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"
"A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!"
"""I'll drink to that."" -me to my next drink"
"What kind of coffee do terrorists hate? French press. (Too soon?)"
"What's got two legs and bleed a lot? half-a-dog!"
"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"
"Good job on the speed traps, cops - How are the getting murdered traps coming along?"