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Joke of the Day

"Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions."

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"

"TIFU by not adhering to reddit etiquette. I have a constant problem of posting on the wrong subreddit."

"Goodnight sweet prince"

"I was going to tell an ISIS joke but then I lost my head."

"Tribbles. [How many tribbles does it take to screw in a light bulb?](http://imgur.com/aTXIs)"

"So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read."

"BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!"

"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."