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Joke of the Day

"Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools? The children always end up with lice in their hair."

"I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so..."

"Two girls ask if I would offer them a drink. I said sure and bought the cows some milk."

"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."

"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"

"Why does no one like the swiss army? Because they are all a bunch of tools."

"If Trump had a brick for every lie Hillary has said He'd be able to build the wall for free."

"What's a stoners favorite word? Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)"

"How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start? According to my neighbor it's 458 times."

"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."