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Joke of the Day
"A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt."
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"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
"A one-liner a came up with. I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!"
"Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce? Because they were both too Shellfish."
"The Black Third Grader Goes To His Mom. He asks his mom, ""Mom, I have the biggest Dick in the third grade! Is that because I am black?"" She replies, ""Nah Nigga, its because your 19!"""
"An Atheist, a Crossfiter, and a Vegan walk into a bar... ...and everybody knows."
"I can remember my first day at school The teacher looked at me during register and asked, ""Are you chewing?"" I said, ""No, chewing is probably one of the foreign kids, my name is David."""
"The problem with psychotic cab drivers. They drive me crazy."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !"